All right, I'm trying to do something here to help you out this weekend on your first kind of mandate with this lovely friendship that Jack has developed with his new neighbor.

And they're off the footy, you're off the dream time, which would be an amazing game and the whole occasion as well this weekend.

So you're worried that obviously because you're coming out of your neighborhood and popping around each other's houses where there's an easy exit way. Suddenly it's a lot of pressure on this new, flourishing, growing relationship.

Yeah, four to five hours of conversation that needs to be upheld just between two people who don't know each other very well.

You should be good at that because that is the description of a radio show.

Just thinking times five and you're worried.

That in itself, I'm not laughing at actually, somehow revealing. Well, what I'm worried about is I've been handed by you a bunch of

face-down, bright blue flashcards that you're hoping that I will keep hidden away in a pocket,

and then when I get desperate, I'll be able to go to the flashcards and have an icebreaker question for my new friend.

Yeah. So yesterday I wrote a series of icebreaker questions that these are guaranteed to

open up conversation. So what we're going to do now is we're going to go to the Jeep.

Rio, you will play the part of Jack's neighbor, Otto. Okay, so how old is he? Would you say mid-early 60s?

He's mid-60s, yeah.

All right.

Jack, you will play the part of Jack Post,

radio presenter and Instagram provocateur.

And let's put some sound like...

We call him a man called Otto.

His name is Andrew if that helps you get into character.

I only know him as Otto.

Otto.

In this, he's Otto. Do you have a very old, don't want to do like an old voice? Like, ah, ah, I'm not. That seems a bit mean. He's actually already, once he mentioned that I called him elderly on the radio show when referencing him and he didn't like that. Well, okay, so your voice is a nice young person's voice. Just be that okay we're airbrushing his voice really otto

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