For swan soap, it's Bob Holt.

What's going to say, Jack Cookwood, Irene Ryan, you're truly high up-of-back.

Let's drown in his band of renowned and our special guest, Jack Benny.

And here he is, Paramount Coles, in the great lover.

Let's leave her brothers, call him the great ladder, Bob Holt!

How do you do it, ladies and gentlemen?

This is Bob Christmas is telling Holt, telling all you people that you and swan soap ought to get chummy.

It's the soap that's good for brother, sister, dad, and money.

And if you use it, you'll never feel crummy because the ladder's so sick,

you can lie in the tub and build a snowman on your tummy.

It's fun, I tried it.

Well, I just got back from Texas, and it was wonderful to be down in that Texas sunshine,

where men and men and women are women, especially at the California where it's so smoggy you just have to get.

A whole country's on instruments out here, I say.

I went to Texas to prepare a milk fun show, see a football game, check it out,

I'll go quail hunting and get some rest.

It was so much fun, I wish I could have stayed for a second day.

And that Texas is really rugged and rough country.

It's the only state with the mules with Frankie Lane.

Amy Carter gave me a cowboy hat for Phil Harris, a 20 gallon hat,

has two faucets and a Filipino bartender.

And I, they rich in Texas, they refer to Oli Con as the sharecropper who married our reader.

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