Teal for a beautiful smile, the life of Riley for laughs.

Teal, T-E-E-L.

Teal, the amazing liquid deadifress.

That's it.

Te-E-E-L.

Teal, the amazing liquid deadifress brings you the life of Riley

with William Bendigz as Riley.

The best, the best, the best.

Remember, friends, for a beautiful smile, the T-E-E-L.

Teal and just for last, it's our I-L-E-Y Riley in the life of Riley.

Most people believe that the pen is my here than the sword.

But Chester A. Riley believes a knife and fork are much more important.

Food is one of the true loves of Riley's life,

life. But every now and then our hero discovers that the course of true love never runs smooth.

Junior. Oh, that's a lot of past. Honest, I don't know where you get your manners.

That's no way to eat. Gouging the center out of a slice of bread and then nibbling the crust

like a chipmunk. I'm sorry. Well, you watch me and you learn manners. The etiquette

way is to take a slice of bread, fold it neatly in four, and then shove the whole thing in your mouth.

Remember, Junior, people shouldn't make glutton to themselves over food. That's right,

Peg. Personally, if I didn't get hungry, I'd never touch the stuff.

Slice some more bread. Have something? You have one slice, Friday. We have a new rule in this house.

Only one slice to each person from now on. For what about the gravy?

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