Good morning and welcome to the Bitch Bible Podcast. I'm your host Jackie Schimmel slinging bops hits and talking shits. That's my radio voice. I was on serious XM all last week. I hope you listened. I gotta tell you I killed it

It was fantastic. I had the time in my life. I didn't think I was gonna love doing anything five days in a row on the clock but I did have a backup plan.

Day two if I wasn't feeling it, if I was failing miserably, I was just going to say that I contracted

Monkey POC so that I wouldn't have to finish out the week but I didn't have to do that I was having a great time I loved the I can't believe I'm saying this but I actually really liked the interactive spirit of the live radios.

So it was a great time.

If you want to listen, you can go to serious XM.com

forward slash Jackie Schimmel,

and then you can get a three month trial but don't do that just type in

Jackie Schimmel is on hinge you can listen to the five episodes and then

promptly delete your subscription just so they know who sent you you know just to be a petty

motherfucker so it was a great time I have to tell you last week I think it was

on like Monday, my grandma,

Cloria, it's like chloroform and Gloria because the effect of

Gloria is similar to chloroform.

Casey Anthony, where is she?

Where is justice for Kayley?

I was so obsessed with the Casey Anthony trial

and I can't even stand it.

The fact that that bitch didn't rot behind bars okay I cannot even anyways what was I talking

about right Gloria Gloria called me about seven months ago to let me know that she had a nail appointment on it was on Wednesday at 3.30 p.m.

because we had my cousin's wedding this past weekend and my life revolves around Gloria's

aesthetics.

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