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🗓️ 1 October 2022
⏱️ 67 minutes
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A comedian gets fired from Carnival Cruise. A president—whose brain is in a wheelchair— is asking where in the world is Jackie SanDiego! It’s raining Russians out of windows. They keep drinking too much and slipping out of windows. Slow down on the vodka, Ruskies. Did you know that Vlad Putin became president of Russia with a 2% approval rating. He owes his grind to Gary Vee. It’s a wholesome origin story filled with hustle and a little murder. Finally, Yanni begs Nike to make another hijab commercial. Iran needs it right now. The Ukraine/Russia conflict, threat of nuclear war and the Iran uprising can all be solved with a few simple commercials that Yanni writes for you on this episode. Tune in to hear em.
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0:00.0 | Guess what guys we are back before we get into an absolutely incredible episode. |
0:05.3 | Let me tell you about my upcoming live dates Jared Harvard will be with me for some if |
0:10.2 | not all of these shows. |
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0:18.4 | Then we're going to Detroit, Michigan finally hit in the motor city, December 1st through |
0:23.7 | 3rd. |
0:24.7 | Then Chicago February 24th through the 26th at Xanies, then Rhode Island 331 through 4 |
0:32.6 | one Rhode Island, then Tampa April 21st and 22nd. |
0:38.1 | Get all your tickets at yannispappascomedy.com. |
0:40.7 | Come see me live. |
0:41.7 | It will not disappoint. |
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0:48.7 | Enjoy the episode. |
0:56.4 | What's up everybody? |
0:57.4 | Welcome back. |
0:58.4 | We apologize for the last three weeks, but we all had Havana syndrome and we were all |
1:02.2 | checking out our bumper getting ready for maybe a nuclear war who who cares who knows |
1:08.3 | as long as we got somebody who's looking for a dead congresswoman in control. |
1:13.7 | He's at the wheel. |
1:14.8 | Jesus take the wheel. |
1:16.1 | I'm not even that religious, but God damn it, Jesus, please take the wheel. |
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