Herschel Walker’s Abortion Etiquette
Yannis Pappas Hour
Yannis Pappas
4.8 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 8 October 2022
⏱️ 82 minutes
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Yanni unleashes a long day up top and then it starts raining funny thereafter. Find out what the three types of people are, what the comedy scene was like right before Nazi Germany, the cheating scandal in professional fishing, Hershel Walker’s abortion etiquette, and finally the elephant in the room (space rocket) that leads to the attack on a Russian cosmonaut in the international space station.
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| 1:42.2 | What's up, everybody? It's time for your day to get a little bit longer because I bring the |
| 1:46.8 | sunshine. Jess called me Daylight Savings Yani. We got a lot going on in the world this week, |
| 1:54.6 | particularly America, particularly on this planet, because it can't be anywhere else. |
| 2:01.6 | God, Jacelle, and Tom did not make it. It looks like they're breaking up. We could tell |
| 2:08.0 | because they were losing games, which you know Aaron Rogers probably hated this news, |
| 2:12.9 | because he got a losing record to Tom Brady, beat him again, he's creeping up to be in 500 with |
| 2:18.1 | him, 50-50, and now he realizes, oh man, the reason why he's losing to his mind is somewhere else. |
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