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Spiegel & Holmes Show

It was an ugly night of baseball for the Cubs & White Sox

Spiegel & Holmes Show

Audacy

Sports

4.2652 Ratings

🗓️ 17 June 2026

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

Matt Spiegel and Laurence Holmes reacted to the Cubs and White Sox suffering losses Tuesday.

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0:00.0

This hour is being brought to you by Cars for Kids.

0:06.2

Spiegel and Holmes.

0:07.5

Okay, here we go, sports fans.

0:09.9

Afternoons on the score.

0:11.6

So James Dolan and the speech that we're not supposed to have heard is getting headlines in large part because of another request he seems to have made to the Knicks players.

0:20.1

Your families are going to sacrifice for the next 10 weeks. I had this idea that... Wait, stop it right there. He's fine right there. I think that everything he said makes sense. And then, let's freeze it right about now. Go ahead and roll it. Maybe you should give up sex for the next 10 weeks. You don't have to give up sex for the next 10. Oh! Like, Spartans, you know what Spartans are? They denied themselves right, so that they could have an edge. Okay. Get the edge. So the edge, do we think, do we know if they went along with it? We don't know. He said, I'm not asking, but you should. You no longer preoccupied with sex, so your mind is able to focus. Oh my God. I just remembered where I left

0:59.8

my retainer in second grade. But I'm not really asking, but you should. You know what Spartans are?

1:05.6

This is Spartan! That's why they were so pissed on. Did you start thinking about boxing during training?

1:12.8

That's a whole thing.

1:13.6

They pay homage to it in the Creed movie, too, where Rocky is like...

1:17.6

There it is.

1:19.8

You don't want to have weak legs?

1:21.1

Women weakened legs.

1:23.5

Maybe you should give up sex.

1:25.1

No, the other one I thought of was Bob Beeman, the Olympic long jump.

1:28.9

What about Willie Beeman? No. He's having a lot of sex. My name is Willie. Willie Beeman. Always tried to abstain from sex. One of the most legendary Olympic achievements ever. He had after sex. When he come back. Maybe you should give up sex. Maybe. But ultimately you're gonna choose in favor of sex, right?

1:46.3

I don't know.

1:47.4

Perhaps I can better... you come back. Yeah, thank you. Maybe you should give up sex. Maybe. But ultimately, you're going to choose in favor of sex, right?

1:46.3

I don't know.

1:47.4

Perhaps I can better serve the world this way.

1:50.6

You mean not subjecting women to your sexual advances?

1:55.7

Simple joke from a simple man.

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