Hello.

Get a wife from it.

I didn't do nothing.

You're stupid.

I'll even love a shit, but I need no damn tuna fish on bread.

Hello everybody. Welcome back to Bloodline Banter. I'm Landon. And. And I'm Riley. And here we are. Back and better than ever, ladies and gentlemen. I figure we'd go ahead and start it out and ask how did you sleep last night? Well, I slept decent. It wasn't the best sleep I've ever had in my life. But it wasn't bad. What was your sleep score? I think like at 78. Okay. Mine was in 85. I slept pretty good last night. See, it's getting degrees. They do. But they don't sometimes get good moods. No, they don't. No. But you're in good mood today. You are too. I know. You were in a good mood yesterday. I'm always in a good news. No, the hell you aren't.

Anyways, we experienced a, well, not a tornado.

Hell, I mean, it went from, I was wearing shorts yesterday morning, and I went outside to walk my dog, and the wind came straight out of that episode of SpongeBobob where they're like the Krusty Krab Pizza is a pizza for you and me. It was like straight line wins like I'm telling you right now. It took your hat and blew it from here to the Grand Alopry. My freaking aloe hat that I paid an ungodly amount of money for. $80. There's a backstory behind that. I didn't know. It's $80. And I took it to the counter. And I didn't want to look poor, so I had to buy it. So. That is insane, though, for a half. It flew off my head. And it's probably in, like, Florida, South Carolina right now, because it took the curve. And it, it's probably- Why didn't you chase it? Because I didn't have a helicopter and it's 20 feet in the air. Please excuse me, I forgot my jet pack in my apartment this morning. I wasn't expecting to have to take a track. I figured it just, in my mind, this is how I imagine you. The hat flies off, it like tumbles on the ground a little bit. It did tumble on the ground. And I went to it and I'm like, I ain't. I wear that hat every day. You know how much I like it. I know, but I, you don't like it enough to run after it. I do, but I also had a dog and my dog doesn't weigh much more than my hat so I didn't really want to have to

have to keep my dog the wind was insane yesterday and then they I didn't even know tornadoes

were coming until they called for a twister and it started raining like 10 o'clock and I'll be

honest with you I stayed up until probably like. I seen the lightning and then I went to

sleep. You know what? I get so disappointed in the weatherman all the time. They over exaggerate

everything every time. The weather apps are like take shelter immediately, take shelter

immediately and it'll do a little one two one two drop of rain and that's it. A meteorologist is the

only person that gets paid to lie and a

politician but that's besides the point uh you're right you're right they called for tornadoes yeah here

it's like literally you're just a professional guesser how the hell can you predict what mother nature's

going to do she has a mind clearly they can't because they said that a tornado was going to block their downtown last night on the weather thing that I was watching and you let me tell you what it was. One drizzle of rain and maybe two little lightning strikes and that was about it. Well, the Lord had other plans. And now we've woken up and it's a blizzard outside we woke up what it freezing this morning yeah woke up this

morning went outside and your damn nipples are hard i mean it's 36 with the windchill factor of

damn negative 12 the wind literally is 40 miles an hour and listen i've been losing all this weight

and i i got some loose skin i'm gonna be like a parachute if it doesn't calm down. I'm going to look like a Walmart bag tumbling through the wind. And you will if you keep losing. Anyways, kind of want to change the topic. We were on the way here this morning. Okay. And 400 people don't know where they're talking. 400 people don't know how to drive.

I've cussed four people out, yelled out my window, hit a pothole coming into this road out here. That pothole has its own zip code, Aaron. We're going to have to... Oh, yeah. That's like a small puddle, like a small pond. T.DOT, if you hear this, first of all, hire me because I want to, if I had a genie in a bottle,

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