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It’s Time To Play The Bert Show’s Word Sneak: Gen Alpha Slang!

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The Bert Show

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🗓️ 12 September 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

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It's time to play another round of #WordSneak: Gen Alpha slang! Listen to this segment or suffer from a low vibrational aura. Skibidi.

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0:00.0

The Bert show I was jolted yesterday but it was a false alarm because you know how I feel I get very

0:06.4

insecure about having people in my house you know there's nothing freaky going on there or anything

0:10.2

but I grew up in a home where my parents didn't want anybody in the house including

0:13.8

their kids and I just never had anybody in the house so when I entertain or

0:18.9

anybody's coming over it just kind of makes me feel a little insecure

0:21.6

everybody wants to clean really quickly just to make sure the house just kind of makes me feel a little insecure.

0:22.6

Everybody wants to clean really quickly just to make sure the house is

0:25.2

presentable also.

0:26.2

So I get a text from the woman that I'm dating,

0:30.0

which is going to be a separate segment

0:31.6

because at some point or other, you just get too old to say I have a girlfriend.

0:35.6

So I'm not exactly sure what to refer her to her as.

0:38.6

Right?

0:39.6

Uh, we'll work on it.

0:41.8

Okay. We'll work on it. Okay.

0:43.0

We'll work on it.

0:44.0

We'll work on it.

0:45.0

Anyway, so, Courtney slash Amanda, which is her real name,

0:48.0

hits me with the Texan

0:50.0

and Cassie's on her way over to do laundry.

0:52.0

I'm like, what? Yeah, Cassie's on her way over to do laundry. I'm like what? What? Yeah, Cassie's going to be there a couple of minutes to do laundry.

0:56.4

I'm like, what, what, what? So now I have to start going around the house, making sure everything clean,

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