It’s Time For A Corny Joke Off Battle…ROAST?!
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 31 October 2024
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bert show. |
| 0:01.0 | I love that you guys time and time again take the pressure off of us by proving to us that your |
| 0:07.5 | humor palette is not really sophisticated. |
| 0:11.6 | You guys have requested over and over and over again. |
| 0:14.0 | Corny joke-offs. Today is no different. It is Halloween. |
| 0:17.0 | Me so Corny. So, so, so, so, corny. Me so corny. So, so corny. |
| 0:25.0 | Me so corny. |
| 0:27.0 | So, so corny. |
| 0:30.0 | It's corny jump time. |
| 0:32.0 | This is not the best of the birth shell right here. |
| 0:34.0 | That is for sure. |
| 0:36.0 | But you guys love it. |
| 0:38.0 | Every time we do it and you make requests for it, the corny joke off. |
| 0:40.0 | Kristen, what are the rules of engagement? |
| 0:42.0 | All right, today's corny joke off battle will be between Abbey and Pesto. |
| 0:50.0 | Our producer Jackson is dressed up like the giant baby penguin pesto today in honor of Halloween. |
| 0:55.4 | So we were alternate who goes each round. |
| 0:58.4 | You will each throw out your best corny Halloween joke. |
| 1:02.4 | We in here decide who the point goes to and at the end |
| 1:06.2 | whoever wins gets that position at that mic right over there. |
| 1:10.4 | No I'm just kidding. |
| 1:11.0 | I knew it, I knew it was supposed to set up. |
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