Morning, everybody. Welcome along to your free podcast for today. I've got to rattle through this a bit

quickly because at the moment a studio is being taken over because you know it's the Scottish referendum.

Everybody's going to be voting tomorrow. And we've got Call Clegg today. So it's all a bit

hectic in here. Producers a little bit stressed. Don't want to make a big deal about it. You know, it's all to do with, well, I can't tell you what it's to do with. It's just, it's giving me stress as well now. And don't forget, as I did remind you this morning,

and I should put it out on Twitter, that I do have my magic show at the Magic Circle,

which is on New Year's Day. It's in the afternoon, so we thought it'd be a nice time to do it. We normally

do them just before Christmas, but this is on New Year's Day. For all those people who go,

oh, I don't know what to do on New Year's Day, you can come to the Magic Circle. I'll have a host of

magicians. They'll be doing amazing things with their hands, and they'll be showing you close up, a tour of the museum and you can see sooty and loads of other things like that should be absolutely fantastic so if you go to the magic circle website details are on there okay the

celebrities in the frame for today would you spend how much would you spend on a haircut for your

dog you don't have a dog do you really something bit pointless asking you because you wouldn't

you probably wouldn't,

you probably wouldn't bother at all. And, uh, this is a legendary pet groomer in America, that's what they call them. His name is Mr. Mr. Benderski. And you know what he charges, $300 an hour? And there's a waiting

list. People wait to have their pooches. Uh's a part-first stylist, part-dog whisperer.

He's America's most discerning celebrity pet groomer. He's got to be gay, hasn't he? I mean,

anybody, he's actually got a book out as well called DIY dog grooming. And he's got one of those

horrible little yappy dogs. I think that's a chihuahua, isn't it, or something like that? Is it? We think it's sort of like a chat. I don't like it, whatever it is. And he basically, you know, primps and preens and cuts and

does other things. Then he blowdries it in front of a hair dryer. It's quite funny, really.

It's quite a funny thing. But he's charging. So in average, it takes two hours to do a dog,

so you're paying about £600, $600. It's a lot of money, isn't it, just to get your dog groomed? But, I mean, people pay that. When we have to take my Godchildren's two dogs, I think that's about 60 quid each.

And I think Darren, for his dog, the border terrier, Lulu, I think that's about 60 pounds as well, just to be cut.

But once cut, looks lovely.

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