Good morning, everybody. Welcome along to your free podcast for today. Welcome to Monday. Welcome to the cold day. It really is very cold actually. I was going to mention because I got a text message earlier on. I completely forgot to do it on the program. It's only because somebody had written in saying that their wife was permanently in a bad mood, as opposed to the 10 days in the year.

I think it was somebody called Eastern. He said, the Mrs. is in a bad mood all year, let alone just one day.

This was, this was a story that ran in the newspapers. So, who are the celebrities under the spotlight for today?

Let me tell you, Beyonce, jetting out of Paris with daughter Blue Ivy, with Jay-Z, and, you know, looking as miserable as they generally do.

I don't know why these people don't smile all the time. They all seem so terribly unhappy about life.

And yet you think you've got all the money in the world. You're probably going on a private airliner.

It's all just absolutely wonderful. And yet they look as many. In fact, it is a private airliner by the look of it. And it's just, it's just, life is so tedious for them. And you think, it could be so much more fun if they want to sort of, you know, make it fun. But they don't tend to want to make it fun, do they? Just in Bieber, well, he likes things being fun. He had a probation meeting the other day, and his picture was sort of leaving on a bicycle.

Luckily, there was a photographer. They must have photographers who literally just follow these people around all the time. In this country, you take the photographer with you over there. He goes for his probation meeting. He's been fined, as you know, $80,000 after damages to a home. He was being a bit of a

silly boy. He's quite clearly not grown up. He's not very clever. And he's still, I suppose,

though, they need some sort of publicity, these people. And the publicity that they get in the

newspapers, be it bad or indifferent, doesn't seem to make any difference. It's as long as they

get some sort of publicity. The person who used to get loads of publicity is Helen Flanagan. newspapers, be it bad or indifferent, doesn't seem to make any difference. It's as long as they get

some sort of publicity. The person who used to get loads of publicity is Helen Flanagan.

And then all of a sudden, it's almost as if her career finished completely. She was, she was

everywhere and we weren't sure if there was any acting roles coming in, and then she got a job on the

television. And I think it proved really that she's not particularly good as an actress, but then she got a job on the television and I think it proved really that

she's not particularly good as an actress but luckily she takes a photographer with her everywhere

she goes and so you know she gets her hair dyed a different colour and then she steps out and

she's she's wearing a full you know it's almost like she's dressed up for the photographer

to take a picture of her holding a Starbucks as if she's just a normal person.

But the work side of it hasn't gone as well as she was hoping. She's had loads of bits of

coverage in the newspaper, but there's other people who are sort of doing the same route.

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