It's Page Therapy This Week

Page 7

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4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 19 June 2025

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

This week MJ and Jackie are droppin' Page 7 SANS GUEST, because ain't NO ONE ELSE INVITED TO THIS BESTIE SLUMBA PARTAH!! MJ wanted to watch 'Baby Girl', but Gideon wasn't in the mood so they turned up the heat with an even sexier 'Baby Girl'....Nathan Fielder. Father's Day weekend came and went with both MJ and Jackie having noticed there appears to be no songs about dads that aren't sad dad or sexy dad, MJ remembers catalogues from yesteryear full of items that you could never possibly afford, and then talk 'bout the risin' trend of "raw doggin" everyday life; including Rob Lowe's recent gym workout. The book "Spare" by Prince Harry is possibly making Meghan Markle too humanized and now we're RUNNIN' OUT OF CELEBRITIES TO MAKE FUN OF UGH, Legolas seems to be preparing for a not so Unexpected Journey, and he did NOT want Katy to go to space. Jackie and MJ prove they're Sally Ride or Dies with a shoutout to the departed astronaut and her partner, who finally got permission to reveal their relationship 10 days before passing. For better or worse Sabrina Carpenter is makin' waves with her new albums PR campaign, and Jackie says 'Dangerous Animals' is great, despite not being about a hybrid shark man murderer, Jackie wants to talk about 'The Materialist', but it's full of spoilers so it's comin' after Jackie's Snackies! THEN WE GOT A LIST of '12 Musicians Who Tried Acting and FLOOOOPPPEEEDDD' (Thanks for THE LIST, Steven!), the Blindz, and Jackie's Snackies from 1:08:25.197 - 1:15:06.559 with MJ's Minute Munchies @ 1:12:04.469 AND 🚨 SPOILER ALERT🚨 SPOILER ALERT🚨 SPOILERS FOR THE MATERIALIST START AT 1:15:06.559🚨 AND MAKE SURE TO CHECK OUT THIS WEEK'S SECOND HELPINS WITH KARA KLENK! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0	You know, I want to dedicate this to you, MJ, but I feel like technically you might dedicate it to me.
0:15.8	Baby, I will be your father figure.
0:18.9	Put your tiny hand in mind. I will be your preacher,. Put your tiny hand in mind.
0:21.2	I will be your preacher, teacher, everything you have in mind.
0:25.8	I would be your father figure.
0:28.2	I have had enough of crime.
0:30.6	I will be the one who loves you till the end of time.
0:37.4	Yeah, I'm thinking about those TikToks. Yeah, I'm dreaming about,
0:43.2	ooh, baby, they're dancing for me. Everybody wants a father figure from me. Maybe it's because
0:50.2	I struggled through Father's Day over the weekend. I don't know. But yes, the song has been trapped in my head, and it's so sexy.
0:57.7	And I have to separate the world of father figure from the word father.
1:04.0	You know, it's like, part of me, it's like, would it be better if it was, I will be your daddy figure?
1:09.7	No, it wouldn't.
1:10.7	I like that it's father figure,
1:12.3	but I really am all kinds of confused. Hey, MJ, how are you? Welcome to page seven. Hi, Jackie.
1:17.9	I'm all right. Welcome to page seven. We should, I need to respond to this, but we should just
1:23.6	say right off the top here, we are not welcoming a guest today. No, we're not because none of them are welcome.
1:28.7	No one's welcome today.
1:29.2	You're not allowed to hear anymore.
1:30.7	Everyone's banned until tomorrow when you will hear the show that comes out on Fridays.
1:36.1	Our guest is going to be tomorrow.
1:38.2	And it's going to be Kara.
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