Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, check, check.

I hope that y'all can see me, hear me, et cetera, et cetera.

This is my first time doing it myself.

So bear with me here.

I'm Eleanor Goldfield, for those of you who are wondering what the hell is going on right now.

I haven't killed Lee and stored his body in a basement or anything.

He's fine. He's in Tibet. He'll be back.

So I am doing the show in his stead to try and keep the algorithm gods happy and to hang out with y'all because I actually enjoy it.

So here we are. I have a lot of topics for you today. Of course, I'm going to be talking about the ongoing genocide because I feel like we kind of need to keep talking about that.

Also going to be talking about whether any of this is really, quote,

unquote, new in terms of U.S. Empire. I'm going to be talking about the upcoming election that I

feel like is soon-ish. I'm going to be talking about if we get to it, some of the horrors at the

border. If you all know me, you know that I'm not

the good news fairy. So there's not a lot of that coming up, but hopefully we can have a good time

hanging out anyway. So, yeah, please come on in, thumbs up all of the good things that Lee totally, that Lee usually tells you to do.

And I will just dive in here.

I'm going to start with a story.

That's not the right button.

That's going to happen a lot here, you all.

Just bear with me here.

Okay.

Okay. Okay. Uh, da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Okay, so in typical, you know,

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