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That's ExpressPros.com. Hello, wonderful humans and humanoids and gools and goblins and all of that.

Happy Sowan or Hallows Eve or however you want to couch that one. Thanks everyone for being here.

I love seeing folks already chatting in the chat. We're off to the races. I'm Eleanor Goldfield

in case you're wondering what the hell I'm doing. I am not Lee Camp. I am taking over for Lee

camp while he's in Tibet playing basketball with monks.

No, I'm not kidding. Uh, so thanks so much for being here. We are going to have a grand old time,

as we always do, with me bringing all of the positive news stories. That's sarcasm. Anyway,

I love seeing y'all hanging out in the chat here. James already with the fantastic book recommendations. James writes, if you have not highly recommend reading, not a nation of immigrants, settler colonialism, white supremacy, into history of erasure and exclusion by Roxanne Dunbar Ortiz. Yes. Yes. Also recommend an indigenous people's history of the United States. That's also by Roxanne Dunbar Ortiz and also a fantastic book. And yeah, please hit the like, hit the share, hit the whatever it is that you need to hit to get this out to more peoples. I like that the title got some of y'all thinking i did that on purpose it's cluck bait

if you will i kill myself yes chickens with wmds that is our lead story today uh news at 3 with Eleanor. So I wanted to start with this one,

because like you, when I saw this story, I was like, I don't actually know how the onion does

work anymore. Like, how do you possibly do satire? Luckily, I don't have to worry about that

because I'm not a satirist.

So here we go. The FBI's weapons of mass destruction program has a new target animal rights

activists. What? Yeah, that's a, that's a thing. So an FBI agent in Texas had been monitoring a demonstration against

torture farming, what Lee calls torture farming, which is very apt. Factory farming is a factory farming sounds

almost nice, right?

Like, not that factories are nice, but it doesn't sound that horrific, but torture farming, which is really what it is,

is thousands and thousands of animals packed on top of each other with dead ones and rotting ones still in there.

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