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Hello and welcome to Child Proof by Badges Media.

I'm Tori Phantom and I'm Guenalateland. This podcast is dedicated to parents

with vibrant hair, facial piercings, weird tattoos in the wardrobe of your average attendee of warp

tour. Tori, you just described yourself. Yep, and you and a whole bunch of other moms,

emo kids, with kids and goth moms doing goth shit was never a phase mom. It really wasn't.

Okay, speaking of phases that it turns out was actually just a phase.

I think I'm over Halloween. I've been over Halloween since the beginning of October,

but I think we need to set that timer. How we do?

So yeah, I'm over Halloween and the way I say I'm over Halloween is I used to be the spook

house like it was over the top. It was a lot. I was thinking like and user experience to

trick-or-treaters coming up to my house. Like I had the the safe kiddie zone where they could come

up and there was nothing scary and then I had the medium zone for kids who were just

tippy-toe and then I had the spook zone where like you think saw is too tame kind of thing.

My executive doesn't function well enough to have more than a single Halloween decoration maybe

if I found it on clearance sale a week before Halloween and I'm like, oh yeah, I'll decorate with

that. I need to understand my executive function doesn't do well with this either because

everything else just ceases to function while I handle Halloween. Dishes, fuck them. I need to

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