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Titus Podcast

It's Just A Joke!

Titus Podcast

Christopher Titus

Performing Arts, Arts, Comedy

4.62.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 November 2021

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Titus, Bombshell, and The Hylinder talk about fun things that make you happy and feel good... like Big Bird, Green Eggs & Ham, and Crystal Meth. 

#TitusPodcast ...because the world is a clown show.

For Christopher Titus tour dates, specials, and merch visit: https://www.christophertitus.com/

For Rachel Bradley tour dates and merch visit: https://www.rachelbradleycomedy.com/

For The Hylinder’s music and merch visit: https://www.thewillingbureau.com

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey guys, this is the Highlander from the Titus podcast.

0:11.4

This episode is brought you by Liquid Ivy, Indochino clothing, and feels.com.

0:16.4

And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon Update.

0:21.0

I'm Christopher Titus. I with the Armaged and Update. I'm Christopher Titus.

0:22.4

A.

0:23.0

I'm a aggregate update.

0:24.8

Crystal meth, a horrible drug that destroys lives, dental work, and members of Congress.

0:29.6

Yeah, it makes you twitch and turn and spas and do insane things.

0:33.3

This right here, this is Paul Gosar.

0:36.1

These are ballots that can't go to the machine for smudges,

0:39.2

tears, whatever. And you do a new one with judges from both sides of the aisle looking over,

0:46.0

making sure that it is done right.

0:52.7

Ironically, a dentist. Now, threatening anyone with death is a crime,

0:57.0

but threatening a sitting member of Congress or president

0:59.8

can get your tour canceled and your career

1:02.7

and the FBI and CIA investigating you.

1:05.5

This is my friend Kathy Griffin.

1:07.3

She took a picture, a joke.

1:08.8

Now, whether you find this joke funny or not, real

1:11.6

killers don't show their faces or do murder promo. She's a comedian. Her life was destroyed

1:17.2

for three years. This is Al Franken, S&L alumni and thrown in the side of Republicans in Congress

1:21.7

for years. Until this picture was unearthed, when he was on tour doing shows for our troops in Afghanistan,

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