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Ridiculous Crime

iHeartPodcasts

History, Comedy, True Crime

4.5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 January 2026

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Imagine some brothers. No, like a lot of them. Now imagine they love robbing banks and trains. But they also love fast cards and high living. Now imagine what Zaron would say about that. Yup, "my men."

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0:00.0	This is an I-Heart podcast.
0:38.1	Guaranteed Human. Ridiculous Crime is a production of IHeart Radio. And there she is. Here I am. Here I am. How are you, Captain Ridiculous Crime? I'm doing pretty well, I have to say. This is a good one for me. Well, good. I like to hear that. Thank you. And you? I am full of whimsy. Ooh. I love when you're full of whimsy. And rice. It's a good combo. It is. I got a question for you. Yes. Do you know what's ridiculous? I do. You know that I'm really particular about scents. Oh, God, yeah.
0:41.4	Either like fancy candles or perfumes.
0:48.6	And so I, you know, like I said, particular is probably the kindest way I can put it.
0:51.0	That's how I would put it in a kind way. The thing is, with personal fragrance, you have to, it has to be something that people
0:56.7	discover when they get close enough to you. It can't enter the room before you do.
1:01.2	Yeah, I'm with that. But I think that with some people, you can smell it from a few feet
1:05.5	away and it would be pleasant. Yeah, I guess. But you know, you're not supposed to spray it on your
1:09.5	clothes. You spray it on your bare skin. Yeah. Anyway, so I have, you know, you're not supposed to spray it on your clothes. You spray it on your bare skin.
1:12.8	Yeah. Anyway, so I have, you know, I got a lot of rules in life. I give like seven pumps to my
1:17.2	shirt, so that's not what I should do. That is perfect. The Drek arnoir? Yeah. Perfect.
1:22.4	The David off cool water.
1:27.1	Anyway, so sense, right?
1:29.3	Like, it's, I feel like you get what you pay for a lot of times, too.
1:33.1	I would totally agree.
1:34.0	Yeah.
1:34.6	So, that said, you know, there are a lot of, like, celebrity perfumes.
1:40.6	So beyond Elizabeth Taylor.
1:42.3	Beyond White Diamonds.
1:43.6	Yes.
1:44.1	That's going to be the name of my biography.
1:47.6	Beyond White Diamonds, the other Elizabeth.
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