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Ridiculous crime is a production of IHeart Radio. Zarin. Elizabeth. What's up? You know, I'm doing. How are you doing? Good, good, good. Nice. I'm on the right side of the bars. Love that. Above ground and getting paid. You know how we do? That's us. That's us. You know what's ridiculous?

I do, Elizabeth.

Oh, do I?

Uh-uh.

I was, Elizabeth. Oh, do I?

Uh-oh. I was, you know, how we do, both of us, we read news stories and we're like, oh, could that be something I tell the other and a funny story? Well, this one isn't a full episode, but it's definitely worth me telling you. Okay. So the headline is Prior Lake Woman arrested with bag of drugs labeled definitely not a bag of drugs.

Oh, no.

So this 48-year-old woman from the Prior Lake area, she had a bag labeled definitely not a bag of drugs.

And on the midnight, just before midnight on New Year's Eve, she was a pulled over for suspicion of drunk driving.

And this was all due to the fact that the police, when they pulled her over for swerving on this one boulevard, the police asked the woman if she'd been drinking.

She responded a lot.

Oh, honey.

She added that she took a Yeager bomb just before

driving, like one for the road, Elizabeth. And she had been drinking Jameson and Red Bulls all night.

Oh, God. So they breathalize her, right? Test come back. Blood alcohol is 0.195, which is double

legal limit, right? So the police, they arrest the woman.

And then they started to go through her car.

And she tells them if they do, they're going to, quote,

find a bunch of shit in her car.

So the officers indeed found a brown bag with the writing on it.

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