It's hard to be single...
Bropostles
Ethan and Patrick
4.7 • 531 Ratings
🗓️ 23 August 2023
⏱️ 47 minutes
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Welcome to The Crunch: Dr. Ethan's dating corner. Today someone by letting them know that they should love themselves, we also try to solve a problem a guy has with a clingy girl and so much more!
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| 0:00.0 | I don't know. |
| 0:01.5 | I don't know what it's like to be 35 and single. |
| 0:04.2 | I'd imagine that it's difficult. |
| 0:07.6 | However, |
| 0:10.5 | just because it's difficult to be 35 and single in a woman, |
| 0:14.2 | doesn't mean you have to be a psychopath. |
| 0:17.9 | I know it hurts. |
| 0:19.5 | I'm sorry. |
| 0:19.9 | All right. I know it hurts. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. |
| 0:24.9 | All right. |
| 0:26.1 | You came to the right place. |
| 0:27.0 | You ding dong? |
| 0:29.7 | It's called communication, baby. Welcome to The Crunch, the only podcast that reminds you to recycle your chastity belts to save the environment. |
| 0:45.9 | It's your boy, Ethan. |
| 0:47.3 | And I'm Patrick. |
| 0:48.5 | And this is the podcast where we answer your dating questions and also make you feel extremely uncomfortable. |
| 0:55.1 | Why is that uncomfortable? |
| 0:55.8 | I guess. Do you hate the environment? |
| 0:58.3 | Jacity belts? Chastity belts? Do you hate the environment? Definition? Uncomfortable. |
| 1:02.2 | You hate the environment. You hate God and his creation because you're trying to, |
| 1:05.7 | you're making your jazz belt out of plastic with petroleum and you're and you're killing the fossil fuels. The sea and laudato sea stands for chastity belt that's what it stands for i feel i always pictured laudato sea like high sea but it's just anyway i feel like i just did ketamine with that joke Like you sent me into a stupor just now. |
| 1:29.4 | You got to pick it up at the gas station. |
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