Friendship just got a lot harder...
Bropostles
Ethan and Patrick
4.7 • 531 Ratings
🗓️ 27 August 2023
⏱️ 56 minutes
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Welcome to The Crunch. In this episode, The Boys think about where they are in their lives and how they are supposed to approach friendship, but not before they talk about our political climate...
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| 0:00.0 | I am happy that I got married so young because you can't, even though you can get married later, you can't get married young later. |
| 0:12.0 | You know, like you can't. |
| 0:14.0 | Unless you have a blood boy. |
| 0:17.4 | You can't have, like you might be able to get married later, but you can't have 60 years of marriage. |
| 0:22.6 | Sure. |
| 0:23.4 | If you don't get married pretty. |
| 0:24.5 | You don't get married pretty. |
| 0:28.6 | Open to the only podcast that would support Trump if he got convicted of a felony. |
| 0:36.7 | And not for the reason you think. |
| 0:38.2 | It's your boy, Ethan. |
| 0:40.1 | And I'm Patrick, and this is a podcast where we try to find out if Catholics can be funny. |
| 0:47.3 | It's been seven years. |
| 0:48.7 | We'll get back to you. |
| 0:50.7 | Ethan, what? |
| 0:52.1 | I'm right wing, and this is why. |
| 0:54.5 | So do you know how Australia is like the coolest white people country? |
| 0:59.7 | You know what I mean? |
| 1:01.2 | Like every other, you know what I'm saying? |
| 1:03.7 | This man talks to James Donald Forbes McCann once. |
| 1:06.7 | I did DM him and we're engaging in some business. |
| 1:10.9 | But anyway, we love Australian. |
| 1:13.1 | He had a really good tweet about Mamma jamas. |
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