It’s Good That You Hate Canada. Plus: Turtleneck Tales.
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Sportsnet
4.7 • 1.8K Ratings
🗓️ 22 February 2021
⏱️ 72 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | When I wear t-shirts, I can only wear v-nags because my neck is very fragile. I |
| 0:05.1 | cannot wear a regular neck shirt. It hurts. And I especially hate turtlenecks. Like |
| 0:11.4 | wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy. All damn day. |
| 0:21.0 | The great Mitch Hedberg. Elliott, the turtleneck, the phenomenon, the |
| 0:28.4 | trending, not just of you, but Ron Burgundy as well. The tweets all night long. I |
| 0:35.7 | don't know and I don't care what he's saying on TV. I can't stop looking at |
| 0:41.5 | Elliott Friedman's turtleneck on Hockey Night in Canada. Now I'll give you a |
| 0:47.3 | glimpse into my life today. Here's how boring my life is, Elliott. Okay. You |
| 0:52.5 | know what I spent a big chunk of my afternoon looking at today? What's that? |
| 0:57.7 | Pictures of the history of Hockey Night in Canada commentators at the |
| 1:04.5 | rank in the studio to try to find one example of anyone who's ever worn a |
| 1:11.8 | turtleneck on Hockey Night in Canada before. And I could not find one. I could |
| 1:18.7 | not find one at all. First of all, how did you keep that such a secret? Peak |
| 1:26.0 | behind the curtains here. I was told originally that there was no way, because |
| 1:30.0 | you and I talked about this a couple of weeks ago, there was no way that you |
| 1:32.9 | were going to be allowed to wear a turtleneck on Hockey Night. What happened? So |
| 1:37.6 | first of all, 20 years ago, earlier in my career, there's no way I would have |
| 1:42.2 | done it. I took myself way too seriously as I've gotten older and Deb Burman, |
| 1:47.5 | who the MVP of SportsNet in charge of our wardrobes, has gotten more of her |
| 1:52.3 | claws into my life. She, as said, I'd like to try some things. And, you know, being |
| 1:58.6 | older, less stiff, I think, you know, things happen to you in life. You learn |
| 2:04.1 | what really is a pain and what isn't and what you should worry about and what |
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