It's Fly Time, Baby!
Rude Tales of Magic
Bucket of Milk
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 16 May 2023
⏱️ 73 minutes
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Summary
As our heroes depart the Woods Beyond the Woods, they find themselves one step closer to Hell. But those dark storm clouds on the horizon, are they real or metaphorical? Wait, they're real AND metaphorical?? Now this I gotta hear!
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgum podcast. |
| 0:09.0 | Oh, hello there, weary travelers. |
| 0:12.0 | Multiple. Wow, there's a lot of you. |
| 0:15.0 | Okay, I'm figuring it out. I'm new here. I'm new. I don't know what's... |
| 0:19.0 | But I understand you guys are in the middle of a story. |
| 0:21.0 | Oh, yes. Let me open this great, dusty tone to which I am chained. |
| 0:28.0 | All right, age 60 something here. We are... |
| 0:32.0 | Oh, wow. Okay, you guys are way into this story. |
| 0:35.0 | Looks weird, but you won't mind a judge. |
| 0:38.0 | I'm a freak in a graveyard. Chained to a book. |
| 0:41.0 | It's Root Tales of Magic. |
| 0:43.0 | I believe I'm brand new. I think it's called Root Tales of Magic. |
| 0:47.0 | All right, good. Let's go. |
| 0:49.0 | And... |
| 0:50.0 | Welcome back to Root Tales of Magic. |
| 0:52.0 | The Dead Speak. Somehow Miracle Michael has returned. |
| 0:56.0 | Haha, just kidding. Idiot. He's still dead. |
| 0:59.0 | Our heroes have freed the Sasquatches from his spell, |
| 1:02.0 | liberating all of them to return to their lives of free, |
| 1:06.0 | spirited, and rootless solitude. |
| 1:08.0 | Many of them have already loped off into the woods. |
| 1:11.0 | But a few are still hanging around the woods beyond the woods. |
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