BONUS: For the Queen 2023

Rude Tales of Magic

Bucket of Milk

Comedy Fiction, Leisure, Comedy, Fiction

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 May 2023

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Respect her! Honor her! EXALT HER! Our jesters five- Branson, Carly, Chris, Joe, and Tim, gather to tell a tale of Queenly love and Queenly mystery. Who will say "long live the Queen!" with hearts pure and true? And who will say "long live the Queen!" in a wicked, ironic way??? Listen to discover!

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0:00.0	The land you live in has been at war for as long as any of you have been alive.
0:07.0	The Queen has decided to undertake a long and perilous journey to broker an alliance with a distant power.
0:17.5	The Queen has chosen all of you and no one else to be her retinue and accompany her on this journey.
0:26.7	She chose you because she knows that you love her.
0:33.7	This is for the Queen.
0:37.7	For the Queen.
0:42.2	What brings out the Queen's kindness?
0:46.2	I think... I think that's just her natural way.
0:50.2	I don't think it needs to be brought out.
0:52.7	I mean, are you talking to the Queen?
0:55.7	Then she's listening kindly, are you looking at the Queen?
0:58.7	She is accepting your gaze with kindness.
1:01.7	I think the mere existence of the Queen is what brings out the Queen's kindness.
1:07.7	She is so good.
1:09.7	She's so good to all of us.
1:11.7	What do I do that pleases the Queen on this journey?
1:16.7	Well, as the Queen's youngest and most precious prince...
1:24.7	Fuck, we all wanted that.
1:26.7	I please my Queen by learning and growing every day.
1:31.7	For example, yesterday I learned that rocks did not have souls.
1:38.7	This pleased my Queen so much.
1:41.7	Wait, how old is this precious prince?
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