It's Dum Dum's Birthday! (FULL SHOW 2/24)

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 670 Ratings

🗓️ 24 February 2026

⏱️ 118 minutes

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Summary

Happy birthday Johnny! He's officially 28, but according to him he's still 27 because of some weird theory about the sun. All morning we heard from famous geniuses giving well wishes to the birthday boy, including Steven Hawking and Albert Einstein. We also celebrated by forcing Johnny to spin the Wheel of Punishments, and let's just say his new car will likely be undriveable afterward. We also heard your emergency landing stories, an Old People Secrets from 107 year old woman who definitely doesn't want to be alive anymore, and we tested robots in Man Vs Machine: Drug edition! This led to new tips like using the vahine to hide drugs and mustard sandwich. You can almost taste the meat!

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0:00.0	This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.
0:07.2	That's right.
0:07.9	Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.
0:15.0	Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.
0:19.6	And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.
0:23.4	That's right.
0:24.1	Five dollars.
0:25.2	Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah.
0:27.2	Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.
0:31.0	Hey, what's going on, Granin Alley?
0:33.2	Are you ready?
0:36.0	Hello, Cardinali, you little bitch.
0:39.3	Clining Allie, it's just okay.
0:43.3	Good morning, everybody.
0:45.3	The Klein and Allie Show, that's what you are.
0:52.2	Unforgettable, that's what you are
0:57.2	oh sweet David steak did you see that
0:59.7	meet a car in the show
1:01.3	let's get the still shouted
1:03.1	the show started
1:05.1	the show started
1:06.9	we are live in Los Angeles
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