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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Ally's Tik Tok Advice

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.8670 Ratings

🗓️ 25 February 2026

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

Transcript

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0:00.0

This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.

0:07.2

That's right.

0:07.9

Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.

0:15.0

Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.

0:19.6

And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.

0:23.4

That's right.

0:24.1

$5.

0:25.2

Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah.

0:27.2

Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.

0:31.0

Welcome to another beautiful day in Southern California.

0:34.0

That is, of course, outside, inside here, especially if you're watching along on YouTube,

0:37.2

where we're streaming right now, a little less beautiful. but outside, it's going to be a great one. So thanks for spending some of your morning with us here at KROC.

0:43.1

We were talking earlier, I think, this week or last week, about how everyone's got a, quote, relationship hack rule.

0:48.6

And pretty much anyone can make one up if you just incorporate some numbers like the 777 rule where you're supposed to do a date night once every seven days.

0:56.5

And then you're supposed to do a date night once every seven days and then you're supposed to do a weekend away once every seven weeks

0:54.9

and then every seven months you want a vacation a vacation there's all these like little secrets you do

1:01.0

you do these things your relationship's going to be happy you want to live a happy relationship

1:05.0

everyone's not breaking up and splitting up this is what you have to do and. Right. There's a million of them. There's the 222 rule of 175. We were thinking how easy it is. You just got to throw together some numbers and come up with some BS and then you can be the next quote viral superstar. And we're great at that. We're great at BS and numbers. Just coming up with random BS. So we decided to try it. I decided that I would come up with one. I didn't know. I don't know what you did. I saw this and I go, this is Ali's plan. I did what every other person on TikTok is doing, which is a bunch of BS. And I wanted to see if it would hit. Vanessa is really trying to make our TikTok happen and I wanted to help her.

1:08.5

Vanessa's official quote about Ali's video is it's a dud.

1:47.2

Oh, are you serious?

1:50.8

Yeah, yeah.

1:51.9

Oh no.

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