It's Christmaaaaasssssss!
On The Sofa with Colson, Jack and Ben
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🗓️ 25 December 2025
⏱️ 27 minutes
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It's Christmaaaaaaassssssss!
Join the boys as they open their Christmas presents from you lovely lot and ask "Do we really want it to be Christmas every single day?"
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| 0:00.0 | What were you chugning, then? |
| 0:10.6 | A strawberry lace. |
| 0:11.8 | My turkey. |
| 0:12.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:13.1 | Merry Christmas, everybody. |
| 0:14.4 | Merry Christmas. |
| 0:16.2 | Welcome to On the Sofa with Colson. |
| 0:18.9 | Yeah. |
| 0:19.5 | Ben, Merry Christmas. |
| 0:37.5 | Yeah. I hope you're listening to this on earphones while eating your food. It might be your new headphones that you've got for Christmas. Yeah. That's what I've asked for for Christmas. You've already broken them. I hope not. That's what I've asked for for Christmas. The headphones. You've asked for beats. That's for the Apple ones. Because you need the most expensive headphones, which Colston's asked for. They're 600 quid. I asked for them. I set my mum a link. That's a waste of money. No, because they're a waste of money. I think they're good. I don't think I'm getting them. I'm telling you now. I don't think I'm getting them. You are because your face when you don't get what you want is the whole day. You couldn't do the day with you if you don't get what you want. I need to start practicing because I'm pretty convinced that I'm not getting what I want for Christmas this year. I think she's bought me bows. |
| 1:11.8 | They're good, aren't there? |
| 1:27.1 | They are. But they got what I wanted. I love them. Are they, did they go over your head? What happened to the Christmas? I won't wear them then. I need the ones that just go in your ears. But you still like wire? Yeah, I do. They've come back. If we bought you wire |
| 1:27.4 | there |
| 1:27.8 | pods |
| 1:28.1 | Would you wear |
| 1:28.7 | them? |
| 1:29.1 | No. |
| 1:29.7 | You just wear |
| 1:30.3 | wired air belts. |
| 1:31.3 | Yeah, I do. They'd come back. If we bought you, wire up in the pods, would you wear them? No. You just wear wired air belts. Yeah, people need to know, I'm ignoring them and I've got earphones in. What do you think everyone's doing now listening to the pot? Do you think they're cooking? It's morning, cooking, doing the turkey, putting the oven on. What I love about that is when you put the oven on and you think about putting the turkey in and everyone counts the hours, you look at the thing on the turkey and it goes, you need six hours. And you count and someone goes, we're eating at nine. How do I get the veggie in with the talking air? You work it out and you go, |
| 2:01.5 | I can't open the oven door. |
| 2:02.8 | I can't open the oven door. |
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