I’m General Meat - Pleased To Meat You!
On The Sofa with Colson, Jack and Ben
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🗓️ 1 January 2026
⏱️ 33 minutes
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Summary
The boys kick off 2026 by looking back at the past year with the Big Fat Quiz of On The Sofa for 2025, including the film they rated lowest on the pod. How well have you been listening?
Plus, they pick a pod resolution – is a rebrand to On The Bookshelf on the cards?
And they share the first Trick of the Trade and Commission Impossible of the New Year!
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| 0:00.0 | Let all acquaintance be forgotten. |
| 0:25.1 | You have to sing that sometimes at work, don't you? |
| 0:27.8 | And you start off when you're in the scene, very, very enthusiastic. |
| 0:32.3 | Then like take nine. |
| 0:36.1 | I don't think I've ever been in the Rovers for New Year's Eve |
| 0:41.5 | I have |
| 0:42.3 | Yeah but I don't think I ever have |
| 0:44.9 | It's my birthday, yeah it is, it's Nick's next, no yeah it's Nick's birthday |
| 0:48.7 | And he's Christmas Eve on Christmas Day |
| 0:51.2 | Christmas Day Rosie Webster's Christmas Eve |
| 0:53.9 | Ah, that's it, so that's it, That's it. Yeah, I've been in the Rovers and sang it. Do you have to sing all the words correct? Does anyone know the second verse? No, because what's going on. We all just know. Let all acquaintance. What you rely on is some big guns, giving it beans at the top. |
| 1:11.2 | And then they go, we're going to either fade down the music, or we only need the first three |
| 1:15.8 | lines. |
| 1:16.9 | And then the rest of it gets a bit like, hello, lands. |
| 1:21.7 | And then usually they just need to cut to someone in a boo looking depressed. |
| 1:26.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:26.3 | Yeah. |
| 1:26.9 | Yeah. |
| 1:27.4 | Hello. |
| 2:03.3 | And welcome to On the Sofa with Colson. I'm Jack. And you're all Ben. I like that. I was just thinking, wouldn't it be funny if it was just, and I'm Colson. And we hadn't turned up in the New Year. We were late or something. Or maybe New Year's resolution is that you're not going to do the podcast. That would be good. New Year's resolutions, just very quickly, have you ever kept one into second week of Jan? I don't think I've ever made one. Have I ever kept one? Will, you ever made one? No, I can't. I'm not going to, I'm not that committed, am I? Who can be bothered? bothered no but you know some people go new year you may some people some people do quit smoking |
| 2:07.2 | dry jam actually I did give up fizzy drinks a couple of years ago |
| 2:11.7 | and a weekend and as I was sat drinking a can of Coke I suddenly |
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