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The Welcome back to Nothing Personal.

My name is David Sampson.

And today is the final show of the week.

Final hour of the final show of the week.

And for those of you in the know, that means that Matthew Coker gets to join us.

You may have heard him in the first hour because that's something we're trying, where you can always hear his voice. You can know what the heck he's saying to me during the course of the show. But once a week, he'll come on and give you his view of the world, and boy, is it a view. And it's baseball season, and his true love is playing every day now. So he's in a bad mood.

At least 60 of the days coming up. Matthew Coker, welcome on camera. Get in here. I hope your

camera works better than mine. Oh my God, you look so much better. You've got light on your face.

It's a little shiny. I don't like that introduction. How do you want to be introduced?

Well, no, I don't like that introduction because of the fact that it ignores everything

that happened in that first hour.

Like I need the guy who was on Survivor, the guy who runs marathons and does Iron Men

to tell me why he said a giant animal was in his apartment.

And then he showed us on a napkin what it was.

And it was the smallest little bug that I think I've ever seen.

I thought there was a bird.

I thought it was a bird.

I thought maybe there was a mouse, a rat, a bat, and it was a gnat. So to me, I don't see animals. I'm very fastidious. So we don't have water bugs. We don't have roaches. We don't have ants. I am, there's just, there's no bugs. I've been in this place for years doing this show

with you. There's never been anything flying. And all of a sudden during the show, something was

flying and I couldn't concentrate. I couldn't do a show. So I had, it came close enough. I was able to

Miyagi it, by the way, nailed it in my palm, killed it, and when I hit the desk, it moved

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