It’s all too beautiful & other tales
Simon Mayo's Confessions
Bauer Media
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 24 April 2026
⏱️ 48 minutes
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Summary
Step into the confessional with Simon Mayo and the Confessions Collective for an episode featuring village newsletters, VHS carnage and a cigarette-based science experiment that absolutely shouldn’t be repeated.
First, nine-year-old James “helps” his vicar dad with a community email…
Then Rebecca admits she turned a brand-new VHS player into a Hot Wheels garage, and let her little brother take the blame.
Plus: Andy’s weapon-grade party-popper cigarettes, and a micro-school teacher with the strangest problem of all.
Got a confession? confessions@greatesthitsradio.co.uk
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