Whether thou art a ghost that hath come from the earth, or a phantom of night that

has no hollow, or one that lieth dead in the desert, or a ghost unburied, or a demon, or a

ghoul, whatever thou be until thou art removed, thou shalt find here no water to drink,

thou shalt not stretch forth thy hand to our own.

Into our house, enter, thou not.

Through our fence, breakthrough, thou not.

We are protected, though we may be frightened.

Our life you may not steal, though we may be scared to death.

Welcome to scared to death, creeps, peepers, Roberts, and Annabels.

I'm Dan.

Hello, Dan.

I'm Lulu.

Hello, Lulu.

And just so you know, I'm a banana and pajamas.

Okay, you got that song in your head still.

Yep, yep.

Dan didn't know what bananas and pajamas is as, got that song in your head still? Yep, yep. Dan didn't know what bananas, bananas in pajamas is. And so I was singing the song, and now it's stuck in my head. So you're welcome for that earworm, anybody who knows what it is. Very quick thank you up top to the creeps and peepers who said that they enjoyed, you know, a little episode recently full of a smattering of smaller stories and wouldn't mind hearing those again from time to time so I'll start doing that more don't don't have that today but I'll do it again soon and you have a scholarship announcement and then we're into Storyland yes I have a few things quickly I'd like to say I'm a St. Patrick's Day if that's your thing if that's your's your jam. Today is the 17th. So, Bada Bing, Bada Boom, Bada Bang. And a very happy birthday to our

grandma Diane, who's a very special lady in our life who listens to the show. Scholarship announcement

is just a reminder that the scholarship opened on March 5th. Don't worry. It's okay. You have time to apply. It closes on the 16th of

April and all the info that you need, how to apply what the terms and conditions are can be found at

bad magic productions.com. Nice. Nice. And then what paranormal listener claims have you chosen to share this week from those sent in by some sweet fans to my story at scared to death podcast.com?

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