Hi, this is Dick Miller.

You're listening to Junk Food Cinema,

who were these guys? Oh, ho! Holy shit, junkie-ons.

You have just slid down the chimney into a new episode of junk food cinema, brought to you by film school rejacks.com.

Dot ho-ho-ho.

Dot, it's the most junkiest time of the year.

God damn right.

We are doing a junk food cinema Christmas special today.

We've never really gotten to do this before.

And I'm super excited that we're doing it's like let's all put on our turtleneck sweaters,

invite Donnie and Marie over and have a real old fashioned Christmas special. That's what the fuck we're doing it's like let's all put on our turtleneck sweaters invite donnie and marie over and have a real old-fashioned christmas special that's what the fuck we're doing today on junk food cinema the weekly cult and exploitation film cast so good it just has to be as fattening as gingerbread and eggnog i'm your host brian salisbrain i'm joined as per usual by my friend and colleague he's a novelistist. He's a screenwriter. He's a lieutenant of Megaforse.

He is the tallest Santa's elf you've ever seen, Mr. C. Robert Cargill.

A name chosen by space professionals for space professionals.

Jesus Christ, can 2020 wrap up any quicker?

I don't think so.

Oh, man, I am excited about today. I stumbled upon this thing.

I had no idea it existed, like literally just stumbled. Like I was going down the rabbit hole of

Amazon Prime recommendations of a movie I had just watched. You know, if you toggle down,

you can, you know, it's like, oh, other movies like this.

And then I saw this title and I'm like, what the hell is this?

And then I click and look at it and I see the cast.

And I'm like, what?

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