Hey everybody, welcome back to Ruin, this is Halle, and this is Allison.

All months we have been doing our being a teen sucks theme.

That horror continues past the chronological age of 19.

We've been sharing stories about our troubled teenage traumas, and the one I'm going to

share today, I think we're both going to share a little quickie, which I think is what

all sex is when you're teen.

And I was in, I was 22 during this story, but I was living in my parents' house, and

I think that as long as you're living by the rules of being a teenager, you were classified

as a teenager.

I'll allow it.

I still knew as much as I did as a teen.

I had not, you know, I had not learned anything in the four years.

I was at college because I was just being a teenager away from my parents.

But I was out on my, I was living at my parents' house, and I was out for my birthday.

I had like gone out for dinner with like my parents and a couple of friends, and then

I got to stay at the bar because I was over 21 as we're a handful of my friends who like

met me out, and we did like a real drunk bar night, like a real proper, and this is the

departure from teenage life, because we were, we were legally out of bar, but just got

absolutely fucking obliterated.

And the guy I had been kind of like on and off seeing whenever I was in like back at

home from college had come out, and I boldly was like, you should come home with me, home

being my parents' homeboy, which was not something I ever did as a teenager, or ever again following

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