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Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today, Tuesday the 5th of June.

How long did it take her?

Yes, well-known, talentless one who can stand by out a bar and pull a pint.

21 minutes for Danny Dyer to shamelessly drop the fact that her father is Danny Dyer. How tragic. Oh, she's grown

close to hunk Jack. Well, she would have, wouldn't she? Like father, like daughter, as they say.

But anyway, I mean, the good news is she can have sex. Her father said so. Her mother said,

if you do, you're in big trouble. But there again, you know, if you can't even control your own daughter, what hope?

But, I mean, I just thought I'd say now, so we sort of get out of the way that my father is Danny Dyer.

Good. About as exciting as saying your father is somebody from Blazing Squad.

The newly qualified solicitor swaps her high-flying legal career to become of two new contestants.

So that's how desperately sad she is. Her life is so empty that she qualifies as a solicitor and then she wants to be on the

programme. So she's stuck a load of fake hair on. She's obviously got some delusions of grandeur.

And they go, oh lovely, so you're going into the villa, are you? She comes from Ronda in South Wales, and she refers to herself as legally brunette.

She's decided to ditch her profession because she wants to find love.

Phone boxes in the Ronda Valley, dear, there must be loads of, you must have found somebody, surely.

Also, the Love Island stars who slammed the series that made them famous, as Dom says, sex on television ruined his career in education, and Johnny compares the villa to prison.

It's going back to the lawyer, why they... they're putting people in after they've already announced who the people are.

So it started last night. But it's not

really, has it? It's obviously started a little while ago, because I'm assuming, you know, you have to

sort of, you have to train Caroline Flack to read and try and remember things. So they've, so they put a lawyer in.

So in other words, she's wasted everybody's time, because all this bimbo wants to do is appear on love island to find

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