This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today. Wednesday, the 6th of June.

I thought the weather was quite nice yesterday. The ants are everywhere, aren't there? Have you noticed?

Ants all over the place. Anyway, the programme, which is exactly the same as it was last year, and the year before and the year before, which is Love Island, which apparently got the grand total of 2.9 million, which for them is an all-time record.

You know, three million in television terms, is pathetically feeble, considering the amount of publicity it generates,

but it's still doing three million. And you've got Danny Dyer on there.

Danny Dyer can't speak like, you know, talk like baby. And she discovered

that the bloke that she was after, Jack Fincham, meant that he cheated. So she's sobbing. What a

weed! What a weed! And then, you know, fans joked her actor Dad Danny will torture him.

I love that the fans stick their six pen of things. Nobody gives a toss what they think. They're not reading this stuff. So Danny's got a voice for a three-year-old. And as I say,

if you heard my program this morning, we did play it back. I couldn't believe her voice was that bad.

I mean, I don't know what you could do with her. You know, pint. What you're on pint, do you? She was like that. And then, strangely enough,

they've put pictures up of Danny Dyer's luxury Essex home, which is all, you know, and so,

so they say, how do they live away from the cameras? Well, she doesn't. She's a barmaid.

She's sponging off him. But she's, you know, she's not contributing very much to anything.

And also he dubs his son, Artie 5, a mug in a playful video. That's where she gets her language from,

I should imagine. But, uh, so she showed us around the house, which was a little bit showy-offy,

I thought, you know, he's been working for ages and ages. As I say, she is the art. When you, if you, if you heard that piece on the programme earlier on where we sort of had a

sobbing and he, like, and you think, God, you need to get a, mind you, the other one is having

a breakdown. Hilaris, the doctor. Nobody picked the doctor. He's feeling very hard done by. He's all a bit miffed about the old thing and he doesn't like it.

I think, I've had enough. I thought you've only been there a day and already you've had enough.

Probably easier in A&E, isn't it? As I say, you know, why did you give up this sort of stupid show, love. You really are. Although the other boys are that to say, listen, you're really good looking with a great personality.

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