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Voyage to the Stars

It All Returns To Nothing, Part 2

Voyage to the Stars

Earwolf

Science Fiction, Fiction, Comedy, Improv

4.71.6K Ratings

🗓️ 25 June 2019

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

In part 2 of our season finale, the crew have been captured by Zell and the other disciples of the Nothing. Now they need to escape before this powerful entity consumes them all. Featuring special guest Chris Williams.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, it's me American Bad-ass Janet Varnie, and you're listening to Voyage to the Stars.

0:06.0

This is a sci-fi comedy told through improvisation.

0:09.0

What does that mean?

0:10.0

Well, we have a framework to guide the story, but all the dialogue is completely improvised.

0:14.8

So sit back and enjoy this unique voyage to the stars. The Oh, Boyage to the Stars.

0:47.0

This is Devkons to the Stars.

0:52.0

This is DevafCon Stu. I'm here sorry while she's trying to repair the combs so we can reach

0:57.7

Elsa and Tucker. I found a hold in the communications block.

1:00.9

Excellent. Patching them through. Great.

1:03.0

I'm so tired.

1:06.0

Hey guys.

1:07.0

Hungry.

1:08.0

Oh, hey, hey, hi.

1:10.0

Stu and sorry.

1:11.0

It's Elsa here.

1:12.0

Yes, how... Oh yeah, hey, I'm here too where are you where are you

1:15.1

talking okay it's me Tucker here's the sit rep I am currently being held hostage

1:20.5

inside some kind of away room. This guy Zell is a

1:24.4

fucking weirdo okay like straight out of Wardsville USA population

1:29.0

Zell. I don't know how we're going to be able to use that information to get

1:32.3

ourselves out of here. He's a weirdo that I don't know how you're going to be able to use that information to get ourselves out of here.

1:33.0

He's a weirdo that. I don't know how you're going to use the information other than just to be like, wow, that guy, weirdo.

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