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Voyage to the Stars

It All Returns To Nothing, Part 1

Voyage to the Stars

Earwolf

Science Fiction, Fiction, Comedy, Improv

4.71.6K Ratings

🗓️ 18 June 2019

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

In part one of the season finale, Tucker and the crew arrive at the planet Rankart, home to a civilization of highly advanced aliens whom they believe can help find Earth. However, a dangerous surprise is waiting for them... Featuring special guest Chris Williams.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, I'm Steve Berg, and you're listening to Voyage to the Stars.

0:04.0

This is a sci-fi comedy told through improvisation.

0:07.0

What does that mean?

0:08.0

Well, we have a framework to guide the story, but all the dialogue is completely improvised.

0:12.0

So sit back and enjoy this unique voyage to the stars. The Boyash to the Stars.

0:50.0

Captain's Log 1214 unskinny bop, pop, pop.

0:53.6

Well, here we are.

0:56.5

In the home stretch, as it were.

0:58.5

We're almost to the planet Rankart.

1:00.4

Geez, it's exciting times, but as they say it's not about the destination, it's about the journey, and boy have we had a journey.

1:09.0

Many planets that we've explored and destroyed.

1:12.0

And destroyed. that's true many people we've encountered

1:16.5

and destroyed they'd love to also destroyed in some instances made love to them yeah just a lot of fun all along the way.

1:25.0

Meanwhile, learning how to respect each other.

1:28.0

Really?

1:29.0

When gaining the respect of this crew is probably my number one accomplishment. I don't see it. I have to ask why

1:34.6

are sorry and I hear it almost seems like you're just like spitball on a speech that

1:39.2

you're gonna give later is that what's happening right now? Well, I'm not going to lie.

1:44.0

I kind of am seeing if I could run something past you guys.

1:48.0

A bit of a welcome home speech.

1:50.0

I'm trying to work on.

1:51.0

So far, you are failing hard.

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