It All Goes Downhill After 4th Grade

Good Children

Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Comedy

5.0 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 October 2022

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Get your permission slipped signed, it’s time to go on a field trip with Good Children! In this hyper-descriptive episode, Joe and Andrew walk you through some of the most memorable experiences they’ve ever had— all involving trips. From running for Mayor in 5th grade (you’ll never guess who wins), to risking your life for a school play (you’ll never guess who’s driving the car), to enjoying a stay at Universal Orlando Resort, this episode as it all. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	So, sour candy.
0:02.0	I'm sorry, did you...
0:05.0	Stop. Were you about to do it?
0:08.0	Joe, what?
0:10.0	Were you about to start seeing this?
0:11.0	Why didn't you?
0:12.0	Because I was gonna say take a bite, take a bite,
0:14.0	that's crazy,
0:16.0	and I saw myself because I was like, I think that we've done that before.
0:18.0	But you just said take a seat, we both said,
0:21.0	take a bite, take a bite take a bite sour candy.
0:25.0	Oh. You honestly are looking really good Jerry.
0:30.3	I'm giving Jerry Seinfeld. You are.
0:33.0	I am like kind of wishing I have like a gray like turtle neck maw on,
0:37.0	but it's the new balance, the dad sneak.
0:40.0	And listen, like it's not even like a sheik new balance these are the new balances I wore in
0:46.2	sixth grade because I had a fucking problem with my growth plate and these are the same
0:55.7	no I'm a size 13. Now I was not a size 13 and six I was gonna say big if I had a 13 size foot in sixth grade would be crazy.
1:01.7	I'd be in replies, believe it or not. Yeah you would be flo. crazy.
1:03.0	I'd be in Ripley's, believe it or not.
1:04.0	You would be flopping around that school.
1:06.0	But these were the shoes that I had and I was really embarrassed of that.
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