IST 79: The Captain's Private Club of Exclusive Things That Are Private
Improvised Star Trek
USS Sisyphus
4.9 • 573 Ratings
🗓️ 20 January 2014
⏱️ 24 minutes
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Summary
The USS Ajax delivers Captain Baxter's fraternity buddies, and his efforts to please them alienate the rest of the crew.
Improvised May 12 from a suggestion by Darren Izzard via Facebook.
This one gets a bit gross.
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| 0:00.0 | Commander, yellow alert. Yellow alert, sir? Yellow alert? Yes, attention all crew. Evacuate deck eight. Evacuate deck eight. That's where my room is. Commander Cola, I need you to post a security guard on each of the turbolifts and make sure that nobody goes onto deck eight. Do you understand me? Of course I understand you. Great. |
| 0:21.6 | Can I go get my chinchilla before we evacuate the deck? |
| 0:22.6 | I'm sorry, it's too late. |
| 0:23.6 | Nobody can go on to deck eight. |
| 0:25.6 | Do a scan of the area and make sure that nobody's probing us or looking at what's going on in deck eight. Commander. Well, Captain, I just wanted to know whether we were comfortable talking about this emergency or if we needed any help dealing with this emergency, whether or not we should hail a nearby star base or other starship. |
| 0:40.3 | Well, I would like to... about this emergency or if we needed any help dealing with this emergency whether or not we |
| 0:37.7 | should hail a nearby star base or other starship. |
| 0:40.3 | Well, I would like to, yes. |
| 0:41.7 | Speaking of hailing, Captain, we're being hailed by a ship that identifies itself as your |
| 0:47.8 | Academy Chums. |
| 0:49.4 | On screen. |
| 0:51.3 | Hey, hey, Baxter, buddies. |
| 0:54.0 | Bodies, what's up? Bogus Baxter, what's up, broaxter, buddy. Bodies, what's up? |
| 0:55.0 | Bouges Baxter, what's up, bro? |
| 0:57.0 | Not much, dudes. |
| 0:59.0 | Hey, hey, Turbo, what's up? |
| 1:02.0 | Guys, I have great news for you. |
| 1:05.0 | Hang on a second, I'm gonna open the hailing frequencies to the whole ship. |
| 1:09.0 | This is Captain Baxter addressing the entire crew of the U.S. Sisyphus, |
| 1:13.3 | and my buddies aboard the Ajax. |
| 1:15.9 | A brand new exclusive nightclub is opening up on deck eight. |
| 1:21.1 | That's right. |
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