Now, the men's room wants to know who sucks less.

Yay, time for who sucks less. See you to throw who you, bring us three stories from the news each and every week. They always suck, but it's up to us to determine how to the three stories, which one sucks the least. Now, if you happen to like KISW on Facebook, X, and Instagram, the debate is already underway on Who Sucks Less?

Yes, indeed, and we go to the southern part of this fine country of all, the United States of America. We've got two stories out of Florida, because Florida is Florida, and one out of Louisiana, which is where we'll start a Louisiana woman, forced her way into a male neighbor's home

and sought to initiate a threesome

with a victim and his girlfriend.

Okay, all right.

Ted, if you saw a mugshot, you'd understand why this is the story

as opposed to, wow, I had a surprise threason.

There's no better way to put it.

Picture a woman that looks like me.

So just mouth stuff.

Hi.

Yeah.

Just mouth stuff.

Nice.

Yes.

I like your heads of that, man.

Dispatched to a harassment complaint at an apartment complex, an officer was told by the man that upon answering a knock

at his door, an unknown neighbor forced her way into the residence. Now, the woman began

trying to have sexual activities with him and his girlfriend. Now, I don't know this way. I don't

know if she said anything or if she's just like ripping off her certain saying, let's get to it.

Anyway, while the late night incursion

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