Doctors have noticed an uptick in the number of cases of people mistaking super glue for eyedrops.

How is there an uptick in this?

Because we're getting dumber.

No, it's all where you put your stuff, guys.

Right, but how is there an uptick is what I'm saying?

Superglue should be in like your toolbox, your crap drawer.

It should be nowhere near your bathroom.

Right.

And that's where your eyedrops should be nowhere near your bathroom. Right. And that's where your eyedrop should be.

That's why I'm saying.

Why is there an uptick? What has happened that we said, hey, babe, keep the super glue next to the vizine?

Like, that should not be a thing.

Because we're human beings and we just do stupid things that get us hurt in stupid ways.

In fact, the men's room top ten.

The men's room top ten. The men's from top 10. 10 of the most annoying common

injuries. It's no secret that a lot of us play hurt because the game is on the line and we still

feel that even if we're only at 80%, we can still have a positive

impact. But when it gets right down to it and you're trying to force one into the net,

the last thing, and I do mean the last thing you need is a Charlie horse or a leg cramp.

You see, with all that pushing and exertion at uptuce

angles, bad things can happen. And not only did you let her down, you let yourself down.

So hydrate, stretch. Let's add another notch to the old bedpost, shall we?

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