Previously on Thomas in the Bible, we delve into the book of Isaiah, a so-called

latter prophet. The Israelites pissed God off again, so he stops accepting their sacrifices.

In turn, God pisses Thomas off by having not written the Bible in HTML.

We are introduced to haughty daughters of Zion, who apparently are slutty,

because they walk with their necks stretched forth.

Also, God promises to discover their quote, secret parts,

with a miraculous Thomas Yon count of zero.

Music with a miraculous Thomas yon count of zero. I just, I can't believe I had a zero yon count.

There's no way.

Wow, miracle.

Miracle. Uh, thank you, Harley, as usual. I love the, also that your, uh, your, your, your accent or my lack of accent. I'll be worldly and say, my lack of accent, or sorry,

your lack of accent, my, my, my American accent says haughty daughters,

which sounds like haughty, like H-O-T-I-E, but yours sounds much better, you know, Holti-Dolte.

It's so much, it just sounds, I love it. If I, if I wouldn't sound like such a poser, I would just try to develop a nice, nice, uh, nice English accent, but then I'd sound like Madonna, you know, like like, like a fake put on one. But it's so, it's so, it's so, I just love it. It just sounds so much like, more interesting, you know, I just, I could listen to Harley all day. Um, truth be told,

Harley's actually not interesting in any way. You talk to, if, if you just read what he says

in text, not interesting, boring. But once he brings that, that accent, no, I'm just kidding,

Harley's both very interesting and very amazing sounding. So I'm so, I'm so thankful to have him as my little intro maker there. It's

pretty cool. So, all right, we're on Isaiah 4, and we're going to be going through Isaiah 9.

Isaiah is, there's not much remarkable about it. I keep trying to read stuff about it to find out

what to tell you, but I mean, it's just a boring

profit that talks about some crap that's never going to happen, of course, and that's about it.

I mean, there's nothing. It's as everything else, it's not, you know, it's not actually

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