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Thomas and the Bible

Isaiah 10-15

Thomas and the Bible

Thomas Smith

Religion & Spirituality, Religion

4.9546 Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2014

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

More boring Isaiah… but don’t worry! It’s Thomas to the rescue, with his C+ sense of humor, to ease you all through the pain of the bible!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Previously on Thomas in the Bible, as we have become accustomed to, we read another passage with no narrative whatsoever. However, it did contain some unequivocally unambiguous prophecies, such as,

0:21.6

Yet in it shall be a tenth, and it shall return, and shall be eaten, as a teal tree and as an oak tree, whose substance is in them, when they cast their leaves, so the holy seed shall be the substance thereof.

0:34.4

With a return to a normative Thomas yon count of three.

0:52.5

Thank you, Harley, for that wonderful intro, as usual.

0:56.2

All right, Thomas in the Bible, That's the name of this podcast.

1:03.9

So I'm here, but where's the Bible? No, it's here too. That would be nice if it wasn't, though.

1:08.3

I'd just, I'd be like, well, it's just me. I'll talk for five minutes and then I'll be done.

1:11.0

And we wouldn't have to read Isaiah, which is, it's turning out to be, you know, more of the same terrible Old Testament crap, but that's,

1:17.1

you know, that's what is to be expected when you're reading the Old Testament. Um, let's see. Yeah,

1:23.2

I'll just get into it. Isaiah 10. I was reading a bit about Isaiah just to try to see if there's

1:29.1

something interesting to talk about. And in the notes I was reading, it was saying that two of

1:35.4

the famous lines in the prophecy of Isaiah, which was one we already had, it said that the swords to the plowshares and the,

1:47.6

you know, the, how does anyone ever quote the Bible? I don't get it. Like I'm trying to remember

1:53.0

something I just read 10 seconds ago. And it was like, oh, the swords are little plowshares and

1:59.3

nation won't go war against nation or something.

2:03.9

Like, whenever someone quotes the Bible in a movie or a, you know, TV show or something like that,

2:09.1

it's always like exact quote, and the Lord said that, and the other person like always knows

2:15.1

what it is, like Isaiah 10 10 you know they they can always like

2:20.3

people always know what the hell where it's from if it was it me I'd be like oh yeah that reminds me

2:26.1

of a Bible quote like even if I was super into the Bible I'd be like oh that reminds me of a quote

2:30.2

oh who is it is it like Galatians is that a book later on I don't know is it is it is it? Is it like Galatians? Is that a book later on? I don't know. Is it,

2:36.2

maybe it's like John. Might be Luke. I don't know. One of them, this would be me

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