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Is Your Mom Trying To Date You?

Ask Iliza Anything

Ask Iliza Anything

Comedy

4.73.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 June 2022

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Iliza comments on a listener's boyfriend's ex's daughter's graduation weirdness and on a Mickey and Minnie wedding appearance. P.S. It's been a tough week/month/year, so forgive Iliza's audio.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Ask me! Ask a laser anything it's time to ask! Ask me on your question! Leave them in the Instagram

0:11.3

Comments section! Leave them on your Twitter or leave them on your Facebook! We'll see them! We'll read them!

0:19.0

Then we'll give you answers! You know it! I've got it!

0:23.0

I've got the answer! The answer! You asked me! Ask a laser anything!

0:31.0

Help! Help! Help! Help!

0:33.0

A little quick announcement you guys, we did this entire episode and I looked down and my microphone wasn't plugged in.

0:40.0

And the zoom had been picking up the audio from the other microphone which was sitting nearby.

0:44.0

So I apologize for the sound quality of this episode. It has been a rough few days. Please bear with us. Enjoy the show.

0:52.0

You know how you're not supposed to throw away your old batteries? So I don't. I keep them in like a container on my assistant's desk.

0:59.0

But then I found a cup of batteries and I was like, is this an old container or did I one day put new batteries in a cup?

1:06.0

And so I grabbed one of them with a new battery from a package and I got enough juice which either says that first battery was really strong or that other one wasn't totally dead.

1:16.0

Is there something that's the fact that maybe when they tell us we need two batteries they're lying and it's to sell us more batteries?

1:22.0

I mean there's definitely a scam going on from big battery but also my question is why would I put batteries in a cup?

1:28.0

And the answer is you have to momentum your entire life and write everything down.

1:33.0

So I don't I mean I sound a little weird just because I just woke up and we had to do this podcast this morning because it's big week coming up.

1:40.0

We had to.

1:41.0

We had to. One time later. There's a heaviness obviously that's an understatement to even say that but the good news is.

1:49.0

I'm trying to think about what's the good news I can tell people the good news is if you are consistently our to our floor by how horrific the decision to overturn Roe v wait is.

2:02.0

If you are having trouble wrapping your mind around this that's good news because only a fucking evil psychopath would be okay with this.

2:12.0

So if you are.

2:13.0

Exmentally exhausted scared and sad that's good because that means you're normal those should be your reactions versus like total acceptance like great I'll just take a deep breath.

2:23.0

So I'm with you every couple minutes I'm just like what the fuck how.

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