Is Your Audience Happy? (#399)

The Jackie and Laurie Show

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Laurie, Jackie, Show, Comedy, Maximumfun, Kilmartin, Kashian

4.8 • 637 Ratings

🗓️ 21 August 2023

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

This week Laurie (@anylaurie16) and Jackie (@jackiekashian) chat about bits that are more sad than funny. They long for the days when everyone had cable. Plus, sometimes, the grief is just for me...

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0:00.0	Jackie Cache and Lori Kilmartin.
0:04.0	Jackie Cache and Laurie Kilmartin.
0:07.0	It's the Jackie and Laurie show.
0:10.0	The Jackie and Laurie show.
0:13.0	It's the Jackie and Laurie show.
0:17.0	The Jackie and Laurie show.
0:20.0	Lori, your hair is wet. Is it a hurricane? Is it an earthquake? show the Jackie and Laurie show.
0:22.8	Lori, your hair is wet.
0:25.2	Is it a hurricane? Is it an earthquake?
0:26.3	What happened?
0:27.3	It's the earthquake.
0:29.1	The earthquake got my hair wet.
0:32.6	I made it throughout this hurricane without getting a drop on me.
0:36.5	It is bananas right at this moment at 7.03 p.m. Pacific. Sunday night. Valley. Yeah. It's insane. I have,
0:41.8	you know, I have a pool at my house that was a massive waste of money. One benefit, I thought,
0:50.9	was like, well, my son, he's such a loner. Maybe he'll throw pool parties.
0:56.1	That's never happened once. Right. He is as much a loner as you are. You've thrown one pool
1:02.1	party. Yeah. And I'm still in pain from it. And so it's just an expense, basically. It's a pretty one to look at, but I don't use it. I just go
1:14.2	lap swim, right? So I've been, I put buckets all over the yard and I've been pouring them in the
1:19.4	pool as soon as they get full or half full because it's so heavy. But like all my empty merch plastic
1:26.2	containers are filling. I was like, do you have cast iron
1:29.5	buckets? What's happening? It's all, it's all merge stuff. So, yeah, it's, it's been, it's like throwing,
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