Is We Dumb? | Spine. Creamer. Hummer. Fake ID.

Is We Dumb?

Dan Cummins

Improv, Performing Arts, Comedy, Arts

4.8 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 March 2021

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Sending an unknown white powder, complaining about velcro straps on shoes, asking your mom for permission to masturbate, calling the cops to get your fake ID back, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?!

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0:00.0	Spine, Creamer, Hummer, Fake ID
0:05.0	Yes we go!
0:10.0	Yes we go!
0:20.0	What's your lucky number?
0:23.0	I have 17, Mine's 33, 33, which is what today's episode is.
0:33.0	Just go Pippin!
0:34.0	What's he doing?
0:35.0	He's, I don't know.
0:36.0	Here goes one or what he's up to.
0:37.0	What's all Pippin's about?
0:39.0	We're mad about not getting the credit for helping Jordan win those championships all
0:42.0	those years ago.
0:43.0	Everyone's doing somewhere.
0:44.0	Wakes up, looks in the mirror, he goes, mm-hmm.
0:45.0	No.
0:46.0	Today's gonna suck again.
0:47.0	What did that all without me?
0:48.0	Didn't get the credit, I deserved.
0:49.0	He wakes up, just like an occult sweat, he sits in the bed, wouldn't have done it without me!
0:54.0	He says a picture of Michael Jordan on the ceiling and just flips it off.
0:58.0	When he gets ready for his day.
0:59.0	It's like one of those fat heads, like things, who crosses, go fuck yourself.
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