Is We Dumb? | Saucer. Potato. Kindergarten. Tugboat.

Is We Dumb?

Dan Cummins

Improv, Performing Arts, Comedy, Arts

4.8 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 March 2021

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Spending the night in a giant potato, accidentally alerting everyone that they are about to die, stabbing your husband over mistakenly thinking he was cheating, getting super pissed about a children's book, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?!

Transcript

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0:00.0	Sawser Potato Kindergarten tugboat
0:07.0	Yes we go!
0:12.0	Yes we go!
0:21.0	I didn't want to be here!
0:23.0	You don't?
0:24.0	I do.
0:25.0	Hey!
0:26.0	Hey, is we dumb?
0:27.0	Joe Paisley?
0:28.0	I'm Dick Cummins.
0:29.0	You said you don't want to be here for the sad music.
0:31.0	And like some kind of...
0:33.0	It gets serious.
0:34.0	Why...
0:35.0	Why don't you want to be here?
0:36.0	It's been a rough...
0:38.0	I've been at work for an hour.
0:40.0	Oh my god, I'm fucking exhausted.
0:42.0	Oh my god.
0:43.0	I'm not an hour.
0:44.0	Well, I'm working.
0:45.0	No, I'm not really.
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