Is We Dumb? | Five Bucks. Punch Kids. Lifejacket. Mirror Fart.

Is We Dumb?

Dan Cummins

Improv, Performing Arts, Comedy, Arts

4.8 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 October 2020

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

There's a lot of ways to chip a tooth... looking at your own butthole in the mirror is a new one to us! Let's talk about that, a pizza shop owner who tries to fight costumers in the parking lot, beating the s*** out of a huge flock of 3rd graders, a viral video with a story that keeps getting better, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! The number one thing you can do to help us out the gate is to rate, review, and subscribe to Is We Dumb? wherever you listen to podcasts! We truly appreciate your support. New episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/him-9miladc Show Links: Cranberry Vibes Guy | https://bit.ly/3lr5rpJ Karen Mask | https://bit.ly/3jUzSEk Mystery Box Taxidermy | https://etsy.me/3dd0Pk5 Suggestions for segment content: [email protected] Anything else: [email protected] Merch: http://badmagicmerch.com IG: https://instagram.com/iswedumb FB: https://facebook.com/iswedumb BadMagic YouTube: http://youtube.com/badmagicproductions Official Website: http://iswedumb.com Threads: http://badmagicmerch.com Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen Fan Mail: Is We Dumb? PO Box 3891 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816

Transcript

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0:00.0	5 bucks, punch kids, life jacket, mirror fart
0:06.0	Yes we go!
0:12.0	Yes we go!
0:20.0	11, 11, 11 shows!
0:24.0	Mmm! Goddamn! God we're moving!
0:26.0	God we're moving! Time is progressing!
0:28.0	Welcome to As We Thumb, I'm Joe Paisley!
0:30.0	I'm Dan Cummins!
0:32.0	Yes, and we are! I'm Fred Flintstone!
0:34.0	You still are! Which is great!
0:36.0	I mean we joked around about that never stopping!
0:38.0	What if it really just never did?
0:40.0	Pretty funny!
0:42.0	Four years from now?
0:44.0	Just Fred Flintstone!
0:46.0	Hey Fred!
0:48.0	Hey Fred! Hello Mr. Flintstone!
0:50.0	You look a lot like Dan? Where's Barney?
0:52.0	I'm right, I'll be Barney!
0:54.0	I fit the look!
0:56.0	Fred Barney!
0:58.0	Put it on the list!
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