Is We Dumb? | Butt Egg. Road Rash. Tattoo. Karate Toilet.

Is We Dumb?

Dan Cummins

Improv, Performing Arts, Comedy, Arts

4.8 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 October 2020

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Great news, everyone! We can all be professional artists now because we have discovered that one can poop out paint eggs onto a canvas and sell it for money! Hooray! Let's talk about that, accidentally flooding a movie theatre bathroom, a cheerful approach to remembering we could all die at any moment, wishing you were physically disabled, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! The number one thing you can do to help us out the gate is to rate, review, and subscribe to Is We Dumb? wherever you listen to podcasts! We truly appreciate your support. New episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/y2gJCfIFi8M Show Links: Scaring Wife | https://rb.gy/us2moz Egg Plop | https://youtu.be/wKFZOIv5sS0 Suggestions for segment content: [email protected] Anything else: [email protected] Merch: http://badmagicmerch.com IG: https://instagram.com/iswedumb FB: https://facebook.com/iswedumb BadMagic YouTube: http://youtube.com/badmagicproductions Official Website: http://iswedumb.com Threads: http://badmagicmerch.com Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen Fan Mail: Is We Dumb? PO Box 3891 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816

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0:00.0	But egg, road rash, tattoo, parotty toilet.
0:07.0	Yes we go!
0:18.0	Yes we go!
0:22.0	Hi! Hi! Hi Dan! Hello! Hi! Joe Basley!
0:26.0	Fred, come to that! Fred, come to that!
0:28.0	The amount of emails you got, it makes me so happy! It just says, dear Joe and Fred, at least 80 of them this week.
0:34.0	I love it. I had said that, which way may we feel good?
0:37.0	I feel like I'm a little Fred Flintstone-esque. Yeah, I have the same temper.
0:42.0	Fine, fine, we'll play off of it.
0:44.0	Okay, episode 10! We're into double digits of the whole digit now. That feels nice.
0:48.0	It's a nice step. A nice step, we've done.
0:50.0	Now we won't get new double digits until we hit 100. I hope I'd like to have the show go until we can get eight digits.
0:58.0	Okay, that's bold. We're pretty old. We're gonna have to pick it up.
1:02.0	We're starting to win one show every day until we're 300 years old.
1:06.0	Perfect, right. New episodes of Isbeetum every Wednesday at noon, wherever you find your podcasts, the goal is always to come out the other side of this episode being less dumb than we were heading in.
1:14.0	And I feel like we're doing a pretty good job of that.
1:16.0	I've been doing good, I've been setting the gas cans next to any fires. And I've been parking for the most part where I'm supposed to.
1:22.0	That's great, that's good for you. I actually thought about you when we were having a little family fire in the side yard.
1:27.0	I'll give it a day, I used some gas to start the fire. I poured in there beforehand and then walked real far away.
1:33.0	Nice! You put it down. So you're learning stuff too?
1:35.0	I'm learning from how your dumb shit.
1:37.0	So I forgot for a second because I thought I had a bug in my eye because I don't know what they're called, but the cordilane right now is...
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