Is this the man behind George Soros?

And America is funding a war to the tune of billions of dollars that we're told is being fought

for the sake of a vague term that not one person has yet to actually define.

This is the propaganda reports drive time at Newsblast.

I am Brad Bingley.

Happy Thursday everyone.

I hope you all remembered to wish American Hero

Voldemir Zellinsky, a happy birthday yesterday. We owe him that much. Now if you didn't do that,

hopefully you were able to at the very least send them your life savings and whatever

weapons you have lying around the house.

I know that's what I did because I'm a Patriot and that's what Patriots do.

They send Zilinski homemade weapons packages.

So he better be looking out for that mail because he's getting some good stuff.

I sent him three pepper spray key chains, two tactical utility pins, and one unused rape whistle.

Own a dozen Army Green V-neck t-shirts from Target.

This is a top-not package here.

Now if you don't have any weapons lying around you can send him,

he did make an Amazon wish list for you to go off of. His top two requests are

brand new copies of MindConf and Nudes of Ava Braun, which you can find those just about anywhere.

Frame them, send them over there. We gotta do what we can for this war effort, make America America make the world safe for democracy.

I mean we're in grateful if we don't at least send them an Ava Braun nude for his

frickin birthday. Fun fact, Zilinsky shares a birthday with none other than

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